Moth Quotes
Humourous moth-related dialogue which has occurred. More may be added later…
The Players
- A
- Altair (he/him), professional moth. Also called "Alphonse" in some quotes.
- V
- Viatrix (she|they), recreational moth.
- Y
- Alec (any pronouns), moth fan and proponent of "yuice".
Guest-starring
- C
- CobyCat (he/him), in "The mothification of Coby".
Moth TF Ice Cream
A: I will give you ice cream ❤️
Do not resist, it will totally not make you a moth
V: alphonse, i ate your ice cream and now i'm a moth! you lied! ignore the fact i was a moth before eating the ice cream
The Smothering of Altair
A: "It is I, the moth overlord!"
V:
"Who's the moth overlord~? Is it you~? Is it you~? Yes it is~! Moth overlord~! Moth moth moth~! Mothy."
A: Madam
You sound like a mom fr
Guys save me shes gonna take me out to Taco Bell
V: what did you expect from a moth-er
Epic moth art
Y: I wanna draw the yuicing moth
V: 👀
i would want to see the drawing if you drew it
Y: I am doing MS paint right now eheh
sup leporidot
toderan
I can't spell
Y: behold
Image
![: [A drawing of a moth sitting in a full water bowl labelled "YUICE".]](yuice.png)
V: moth smol
A: It’s like a dog bowl lmao
Y: Exactly hahahahaha
V: into my moth art folder it goes ❤️
A: Now Viatrix must draw the moth
Y: Yeeesss
V: what shall i draw the moth doing
Y: Eating pants
A: Hugging Alec ❤️
VIATRIX AND ALEX GROUP HUG
Y: GROUP HUG!!!!!
A: GROUP HUGGGG
V: that would be great but i've already started drawing a moth eating pants 😅
A: Oh well
I’m eating Alec’s pants
SKILL ISSUE
V: yum
Image
![: [A drawing of a moth at a table, holding a fork and knife, in front of a plate which has a pair of pants on it.]](eating-pants.png)
Y: CUTE
GOT THE PANT
READY TO GO
❤️
V: now alphonse must draw the moth >:)
A: I can't draw
V: have you considered: doing it anyway
A:
Image
![: [A screenshot of Microsoft Paint, showing an image consisting only of the word "Moth".]](mothspaint.png)
I drew moth
😛
V: lol
A: I AM AN ARTIST NOW
Y: Assemble!!!!!
Image
![: [The previous three images composited together.]](moth-composite.png)
A: lmfao
Moths assemble!
Guys my moth is the greatest one there don't @ me
The Smothering of Altair, part 2
V: omg there is a moth driving a robot and the moth is floof
A: That robot is my war machine
Fear me Ж️
V: aww lookit the moth overlord with his fear-striking war machine
glompable
A: Viatrix I will take over the world one day
Don’t underestimate me 😭
V: and then i will glomp you :p
A: NOOO YOULL MAKE MY EMPIRE FALL APART
V: how will glomping make your empire fall apart? :p
A: Because everyone will see how much of a softie I am 🥹
V: but they can already see your soft floofy fur :p
A: 😭
V: floofy and snuggable ruler of the world :3
The mothification of Coby
A: I will turn you into a moth, Coby 😛
V: mothification
A: COMMENCE THE MOTHIFICATION
V: ok coby, for the subsequent several seconds stay standing in that spot... and pay no mind to the mothification ray which happens to be pointed at the very same spot...
A: Coby will be mothed
C: That seems like a suspiciously specific request, but okay. I am sure nothing life-altering will unexpectedly happen.
V: *ZAP*
C: surprised moth noises
A: Did he get mothed?
C (now with the username MobyMoth): I don't notice anything different.